CRESPOGRAM REPORT
JUNE 22, 2015
BARRED FROM NUMEROUS GOVERNMENTAL COMPUTER NETWORKS FOR TELLING THE TRUTH
SARNOFF SPENDS $400,OOO SO DOGS CAN SHIT ON ASTRO TURF WHILE HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO 
SHIT ON THE STREET
OMNI CRA MONEY INTENDED FOR SLUM & BLIGHT IS SPENT BY COMMISSIONER “PUNKY” SARNOFF TO BUILD A DOG PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF MARGARET PACE PARK THAT BORDERS A NEIGHBORHOOD OF HIGH-PRICED CONDOS

While everyone has been focused over the last 8-9 months on the antics of Commissioner Keon Hardemon and his hocus-pocus efforts to give tens of millions of dollars in SEOPW CRA money to a handful of rich developers who have yet to provide the slimmest of legitimate reasons why their projects need tax-increment CRA money earmarked for the elimination of slum and blight in Overtown, Commissioner “Punky” Sarnoff and Pieter Bockweg, the asswipe Executive Director of the OMNI CRA have been busily engaged in a hocus-pocus game of their own.


At the April 24, 2014 meeting of the OMNI CRA, held at Miami City Hall  and lasting about as long as a hot dog at Nathan’s Hot Dog Stand on the 4th of July, the Dopes-On-A-Rope, aka, the Miami City Commissioners who also serve as the OMNI CRA Board members, wasted little time is voting to support this request from Bockweg.

Here is attachment “A” that details where the money came from and where is was going.



Behind closed doors and without any discussion and/or subsequent approval by the OMNI Board on the significant changes that would explain or justify how a $30,000 Dog Run described in the above memo became a $400,000 Dog Park with artificial turf, fake Fire Hydrants and benches with arm rests so that homeless people can’t take advantage of them to lay down, Pieter Bockweg showed that when Sarnoff’s politicial interests are at stake, he’ll drop to his knees and plant his lips squarely on Sarnoff’s ass while giving him a reach around.


Here is a video of Bockweg’s presentation - with an assist from Commissioner “Punky” Sarnoff himself, waving a piece of artificial turf - at last week’s Biscayne Neighborhood Association meeting.


There are a number of interesting comments made by Bockweg in the tape below, not the least of which was that CRA money earmarked by law for the elimination of slum and blight was money better spent to provide “additional amenities for the community.” (9:35 on the tape.)


In addition, for those looking for the $400,000 amount in a document somewhere in this story, I don’t have one.  I have something better, I have Bockweg admitting to that number in the below video at 7:09.

Let no one think that the timing of Bockweg’s presentation was in some way a just a coincidence with the publication of a slick new monthly magazine entitled The Bayshore Block Magazine.


The magazine, made available to all the attendees at the meeting, just happened to feature a photo of the Commissioner, his wife and their dog on the cover, as well as a smoochy puff piece by the Commissioner inside touting his many accomplishments and ended with a campaign ad for wifey on the back cover.

It is not a coincidence that the construction of this Dog Park is supposed to take somewhere from 60-90 days, after which you can expect that there will be a full scale ribbon cutting ceremony with the Commissioner, his candidate wife and their dog showing up to bask in the thanks of all the folks living in the high-rise condos whose inability or refusal to clean up after their dogs in the park was supposedly the reason why this park needed to be built.


From now until then, you can bet that Commissioner “Punky” will make sure that everyone gets the message that similar kinds of amenities can be forthcoming to the residents of these condo towers as long as they understand that electing Teresa Sarnoff will be required.


All of this accomplished through the illegal use of tax-increment money that was supposed to be used to eliminate slum and blight.


The time cannot come fast enough for Sarnoff, a corrupt, Pay For Play scumbag who has become the symbol of what a really corrupt politician looks like to be frog marched out of City Hall in handcuffs, while his wife is soundly defeated by all the people in District II who have grown weary and angry over all of Sarnoff’s antics, and that Pieter Bockweg and Bert Gonzalez, his side-kick at the OMNI CRA are summarily fired, followed by a real audit conducted to find out where all the millions of OMNI CRA money has really gone.


It’s Miami, Bitches!


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Location of new Dog Park at Margaret Pace Park.