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THE WORST COMMISSIONER

FRANK CAROLLO CONTINUES TO DEMONSTRATE WHY HE’S THE WORST CITY COMMISSIONER, AND WHY HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO BE ELECTED AS THE CITY’S CHICKEN CHASER, MUCH LESS THE MAYOR OF MIAMI

APRIL 4, 2016

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty much over listening to Frank Carollo whine time after time about how he can’t vote on an issue because he hasn’t seen the documents, or that he only got them the day before and therefore hadn’t had time to review them, like he did at the latest SEOPW CRA meeting last week.


If Carollo even pretended to do his job - and yes, being a City Commissioner in Miami is actually a “job” - then maybe he’d do the things that are required of a City Commissioner, like showing up for meetings prepared to deal with ALL of the items on the agenda.


Part of that would require him to be prepped by his staff. Oh, right, Carollo is notorious for going through staff faster than the Kardishans go through boyfriends and husbands. In Carollo’s case it’s because he’s considered the worst boss at City Hall.


I say that because I’m aware of the history of Carollo’s staff problems, like the woman who he allegedly verbally abused to the point where she refused to work from the office; or the guy who he was persuaded to hire as a Chief of Staff a few years ago, and who got so stressed out over Frank’s abusive behavior towards him, that after going to a doctor who allegedly told him to take some time off, told Frank what the doctor had prescribed,only to end up getting fired by Frank, because the best way to demonstrate that he wasn’t an abusive boss was to fire the guy.


For years, at almost every single Commission meeting there’s been at least one item - and often times two, three or four - where Carollo has either put up a fight because he claimed not to have received documents prior to the meeting, or worse, wasted everyone’s time engaging in long, detailed questioning, not because he was a rocket scientist who was asking penetrating questions overlooked by everyone else, but rather because it was evident that he had shown up at the meeting without having done any preparation, and was spending time asking questions so as to try and learn what the hell everyone else was talking about.


On rare occasions, when a switch in his head would turn him from just being crazy, to being batshit crazy, Carollo would argue and argue over an issue, and after having worn everyone out, when the vote finally came, would end up voting for the item that he had just spent a half hour, or an hour arguing against.


And it’s not that Carollo is just crazy AND lazy, he’s also a Luddite who on top of everything else happens to be paranoid because he believes that he’s high on the list of Cubans in Miami that Fidel Castro wants to spy on.


Somehow, someone managed to talk Frank into creating a Twitter account in January of 2015.  After 9 tweets, he just quit tweeting, either because he ran out of things to tweet about, or more likely, because in his paranoid mind Fidel Castro and the Cuban intelligence services were tapping into his tweets, which he presumed was like reading his mind.

The only problem with Frank’s concern about the Castro brothers reading his mind is that he’s revealed over the last 6 years that there’s not that much in there worth reading.


This is a guy who has actually convinced himself that he deserves to be the next Mayor of Miami, and in a way you can’t blame him, because Tomas Regalado has demonstrated that you can set the bar pretty low when it comes to who can get elected Mayor of Miami, but even so, Miami deserves more than another Dope On A Rope like Carollo to be the next Mayor.


So here’s the deal Frank, it’s time that you started spending some quality time being the City Commissioner for District 3, which includes actually prepping for meetings, and quit whining about how you didn’t get this document or that document because it’s downright embarrassing to hear you whine like you do 6 years into your term.


If you haven’t figured out yet how to force the City Manager and everyone else in the administration to quit dicking you around, then maybe it’s because they figured out that even when they do give you the documents you’re so lazy that most of the time you don’t bother to read them!


It’s Miami, Bitches!