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BAT SHIT CRAZY LUIS CABRERA IS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB

WORD IS THAT FOLKS AT THE MIAMI POLICE DEPARTMENT ARE WILLING TO COVER THE COSTS FOR A WEEK AT A FANCY MIAMI BEACH HOTEL FOR EVERY PHOENIX CITY COMMISSIONER, AND COVER CABRERA’S SALARY FOR THE FIRST YEAR, IF THE CITY OF PHOENIX WILL HIRE HIM

MARCH  6, 2016

My pal Luis Cabrera - hey, I’m willing to overlook the time he tried to bar me from entering the MRC building, and the time he got so pissed over something I wrote about him that he wanted me to get out of my car in front of City Hall - I filed a formal complaint - so he could either punch me or shoot me - is looking for greener pastures now that City Manager Danny Alfonso rigged the game to allow current Chief Rudy Llanes to remain as Chief until 2017.


There has never been any love lost between Alfonso and Cabrera and it is widely believed that Alfonso did what he did to extend Llanes as Chief knowing full well that by doing so it would block the Mayor from trying to force him to make Cabrera the Chief for the last year before he was forced to retire under the DROP.


Cabrera has made no secret that his one goal in life is to become Chief of Police, and if he can’t make it here, then he’s got to try and make it somewhere else.  The only problem is, as I’ve repeatedly and persistently pointed out over the years, Cabrera is batshit crazy - and yes, in Miami, Bitches!, that constitutes as a legitimate medical description of Cabrera’s condition, based on his behavior.


I have to admit however, that whatever medication Luis started taking about a year and a half ago mellowed him out, because he’s been polite and friendly the few times I’ve come in contact with him since he started taking it, but the truth of the matter is that medication or no medication it’s hard to see Cabrera managing to survive outside of the cocoon of protection that he’s been given by his Godfather, the Mayor, who was responsible for Cabrera getting promoted from Lieutenant to Deputy Chief as part of the deal that led to Miguel Exposito becoming Chief in 2010.


Now, I seriously doubt that Cabrera would actually get appointed the Chief of the Phoenix Police Department - chances are they play the same games out there that they play here by bringing in a handful of cops from other areas of the country to make it look like they really engaged in looking for the best possible choice for Chief, when in fact it’s all a ploy to provide cover for selecting a local cop - which is exactly what happened here when both Manny Orosa and Rudy Llanes ending up being appointed Chief after a supposed national search.


One big thing that would be reason enough for everyone to do whatever they could to to see Luis go to Phoenix - besides the obvious fact that there’s be one less batshit crazy person inside the police department - is that Phoenix is situated in Maricopa County which is where Sheriff Joe Arpiao holds court.


How fucking great do you think it would be to see our batshit crazy Luis Cabrera teaming up, or worse, getting into a pissing match with equally batshit crazy Sheriff Joe?


Not only could that be the best reality show EVER, but it could probably become a Pay-Per-View all time money maker.


To give you a little taste of the TV magic that could happen, here’s the Channel 6 video when Cabrera banned me from entering the MRC building back in 2011.


It’s a Made In Miami, Bitches! moment.

If the video link doesn’t work, click on link below.