For years, the County Mayor and the County Commissioners have had the power and authority to put an end to the flagrant and illegal construction of billboards and the hanging of murals throughout the City of Miami. That they haven’t is a testament to the power of the code among scorpions and snakes not to bite each other.


All it takes however, is just one County Commissioner to stand up and say, “Enough, is enough.”


Want to make a bet that there’s at least one Commissioner who this time around is willing to stand up and kill your Media Tower, regardless of how many lawsuits you manage to file and win against the City of Miami?


With all this in mind, Michael - you don’t mind if I call you Michael do you - something tell’s me that I suspect that you might really be pissed by now knowing that Sarnoff took your money and then essentially threw you under the bus like he did.


Given the kind of money you have, maybe you, your family and your pals might consider spending a little bit more of that money getting even by making a sizable to one of the other candidates in the race against the Commissioner’s wife.


She is a moron after all, and actually trying to make some amends to the community at large by contributing money and convincing your friends to give money to another candidate that might bring some positive changes to District II is certainly something that would improve your standing in many parts of the community.


Personally though, I’d like for you and your pals to consider something else, something that could go a long way towards driving a stake in the heart of the lying, weasel dick, sociopath that’s screwed you and that hopefully might make him forever toxic as a candidate.


I’d like you and your friends, and anyone else who reads this for that matter, to consider the perhaps the best way, short of his getting convicted and being marched off to jail, to get Marc Sarnoff out of public office once and for all, is to provide me with any really juicy information that anyone has been keeping for that rainy day when you figured that you might need it. 


The Commissioner only has 3 more months left in office. He’s a lame duck, and becoming lamer every day.  If anyone you know has any such information, it’s value is decreasing every one of those days.


Now, I’m not saying that there actually is any such information - photos and videotape included - but on the off chance that there is, you give it to me, and I absolutely promise that if the documents haven’t been doctored, the photos haven’t been photoshopped and the videos haven’t been edited, I will post that information on this site, and that on election day we can gather somewhere to toast the end of the corrupt career of Marc Sarnoff.


That’s the way to really get even with this fuck, and do a good deed at the same time!


Send all information to:


Al Crespo

689 NE 92nd Street

Miami, FL 33138

CRESPOGRAM REPORT
JULY 22, 2015
BARRED FROM NUMEROUS GOVERNMENTAL COMPUTER NETWORKS FOR TELLING THE TRUTH
THE FLEECING OF THE RICH GUY FROM MIAMI BEACH
SARNOFF TOOK HIS MONEY, BLEW SMOKE UP HIS ASS,  AND NOW HE AND THE OTHER 4 DOPES ON THE CITY COMMISISON ARE GOING TO STICK A FORK IN HIM
PART IV

There are plenty of reasons not to feel sorry for Miami Beach developer Michael Simpkins, starting with his self-inflicted wound of believing that he could come up with a scheme to build a 633 foot tower with almost 98,000 square feet of LED billboards on its sides, and pretend that they didn’t exist by having his fancy New York architect leave out how they would look in the architectural renderings of the building.


That was a really stupid move that only served to stroke the anger of the anti-billboard crowd.


And then of course there was the wait-till-the-last minute decision to keep everything under wraps until it was sprung on everyone at a SEOPW CRA meeting, where the deal was revealed to have already been agreed to by the SEOPW CRA’s Executive Director.


True, the letter of the law said that Clarence Woods had the authority to sign off on a Media Tower going up within the CRA District, but the bad behavior, and previous down-and-dirty efforts that resulted in Nitin Molwani and his gang walking away with all of that TIFF money for the Worldcenter project was still a bitter taste in many people’s mouths, and therefore, it didn’t take much for those people who were angry over that deal to decide to double down and take it out on the Simpkins’s deal.


To be fair, Simpkins had spent all those tens of millions of dollars of his money, his Daddy’s money, and the money of guys like Mark Roberts and Jimmy Nuckels in buying up all that land because he obviously had received assurances that to get a deal in District II, all he and his partners had to do was what everyone else before them had done: Grease the wheels by giving Commissioner Sarnoff - the poster boy for Pay For Play - some campaign money for Wifey’s campaign, along with donations to his and her foundations so that they could pretend to be benefactors to the community.


Unfortunately, Simpkins was at the end of a line of folks who had lined up at Sarnoff’s door, and when rumors started bouncing around all those fancy downtown condo and office buildings earlier this year that Sarnoff was supposedly under investigation for his Pay For Play antics, it looks like he started throwing developers under the bus so that he could claim he really wasn’t pandering and selling his vote for cash.


That’s why many people believe that at the First Reading of the PZ Ordinance to remove the language allowing a Media Tower within the SEOPW CRA District, Sarnoff, who had for the last 5 or more years told one and all that the City of Miami didn’t have to pay attention to anything that anyone at the County said about billboards and murals within the city limits of Miami, did a 180 degree, twisting backflip of a turn and said, well, maybe other people might have the last word after all.


Come Thursday, Sarnoff and the other 4 Dopes on the Commission will vote one last time to remove the language that Simpkins’ had relied on as the legal foundation required to build his Media Tower.


PAYBACK IS A MOTHERFUCKER


So, Michael, here’s the deal.


If the financial projections for the success of your Innovation Center were predicated on the massive amounts of revenue you expected to collect from those LED billboards on that tower, then I would say that you’re fucked!


Your lawyer has stated repeatedly that if the City Commission votes against you, you will sue, and I happen to agree with him that if you were just dealing with the perfidy of the 5 Dopes on the City Commission, you would probably win hands down.


Unfortunately, fighting the City is the least of your problems. This June 4, 2015 Memorandum from the County Attorney to Commissioner Xavier Suarez unfortunately is the the club that will do you in, specifically the portion that I have highlighted.

The opinion regarding the enforceability of the County Sign Code referenced above has since 2012 been very clear that these LED signs are illegal.


Here is that opinion.




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THE VOTE WAS 3 TO 1 TO SINK SIMPKINS’ MEDIA TOWER